Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
Welcome to Diagon Alley! SCORE 22
Nailed it. SCORE 39
Danny, please. SCORE 35
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
The first time Albert Einstein wrote down E=mc², 1905 SCORE 28
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19
The feeling is mutual. SCORE 26
Try it before you buy it… SCORE 22
Temperature sensitive bath tiles. SCORE 16
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Big gulp… SCORE 32
Your laundry is dry… SCORE 24
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
Large Swiss ice crystals. SCORE 30
The stretch is known. SCORE 36
The sink is haunted… SCORE 33
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Spongebob lore… SCORE 29
Predictability is power. SCORE 17
Just girl things… SCORE 36
Namahell naw SCORE 23
