Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
I knew it!! SCORE 12
Be nice at the dentist when you’re getting x-rays SCORE 10
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 410
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Rudolph gets it. SCORE 106
No bones about it! SCORE 189
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
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Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
me in the shower SCORE 21
every time SCORE 215
The power of books SCORE 254
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
your gay SCORE 249
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Wash your hands after going to the bathroom, otherwise…. SCORE 16
New Years Resolution SCORE 169
Nice things SCORE 11
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Words. SCORE 162
