I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
What murder? SCORE 45
Proceed SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And cheese SCORE 26
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
