call the fire department SCORE 4
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
this is why i drink SCORE 29
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
excuse me SCORE 19
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
clever SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
back to bed! SCORE 19
an impossible task SCORE 20
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
i’m canceling SCORE 9
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
omg SCORE 20
definitely a dog SCORE 46
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
they get huge SCORE 22
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
who’s in? SCORE 34
english burn SCORE 27
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
i have layers SCORE 33
