I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Mentally Unbalanced People SCORE 39
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Be Lucy SCORE 77
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Measures of success SCORE 81
My Man! SCORE 107
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
A Flamingo SCORE 145
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Every Country Has Their Independence Day… SCORE 88
Interior of a Glass Igloo House SCORE 78
How NYC uses energy to heat its buildings SCORE 14
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Quick, Fly Us Out Of Here SCORE 155