How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
15, max. SCORE 52
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I just became more metal SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
Busted! SCORE 31
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
