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run+like+the+wind
Have+you+tried+switching+to+Firefox%3F
Have you tried switching to Firefox? SCORE 6
Welp%2C+see+ya+later.
Welp, see ya later. SCORE 16
Russian+zombies%26%238230%3B
Russian zombies… SCORE 34
MS+Paint+will+never+fail+us.
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
Satisfying+avocado+slices.
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
I+ship+it%26%238230%3B
I ship it… SCORE 29
%26%238216%3BTwas+was+the+year+2020%26%238230%3B
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
%2ACRONCH%2A
*CRONCH* SCORE 30
Hello%2C+good+sir.
Hello, good sir. SCORE 34
Jesus+was+baked.
Jesus was baked. SCORE 25
Creeptastic+numbers+that+probably+don%26%238217%3Bt+work+anymore.
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
We+are+a+dynamic+bunch%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we.
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
Impressive+forger
Impressive forger SCORE 44
The+wonder+of+US+health+insurance
The wonder of US health insurance SCORE 27
%2Atips+hat%2A
*tips hat* SCORE 22
Fsck+aro
Fsck aro SCORE 24
Everyone+was+a+good+boy
Everyone was a good boy SCORE 30
It+won%26%238217%3Bt+be+cute.
It won’t be cute. SCORE 29
Arms+delivery.
Arms delivery. SCORE 30
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+good+man%2C+Dale.
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
My+Grandmother+passed+down+her+recipes+on+a+floppy+disk
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
You+can+get+them+back+on+eBay%26%238230%3B
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
We+are+absolutely+not+getting+a+puppy.+%26%238211%3B+Dad
We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
He+did+earn+such+a+thing.
He did earn such a thing. SCORE 29
I+could+watch+this+show.
I could watch this show. SCORE 24
Please..+My+son..+He+is+very+sick.
Please.. My son.. He is very sick. SCORE 16
Honesty+is+the+best+policy%2A
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
Just+a+couple+of+tits%26%238230%3B
Just a couple of tits… SCORE 14
It+only+happens+once+a+year+sale%26%238230%3B
It only happens once a year sale… SCORE 25
Liminal+spaces.
Liminal spaces. SCORE 28
Crows+collecting+snowflakes.
Crows collecting snowflakes. SCORE 28
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Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
%26%238230%3Bof+course+they+drive+a+Ford.
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Is+father+going+to+bury+me+in+the+garden%26%238230%3B%3F
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
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