HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Steal the world! SCORE 21
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
*have SCORE 16
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10