You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Drama! SCORE 172
China vs Germany SCORE 294
The four stages of life. SCORE 199
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
BURN! SCORE 232
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Grass Fence SCORE 215
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
40 years later. SCORE 121
Every time. SCORE 123
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Scumbag alarm clock. SCORE 170
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
No. SCORE 88
How to separate your razors. SCORE 48
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
How the internet works. SCORE 181
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Guys listen… SCORE 170
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
How registering for college classes works. SCORE 172
Puppy! SCORE 107
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126