Dadscream. SCORE 26
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Peak romance SCORE 32
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 49
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
My dying body: SCORE 17
Essential items only. SCORE 34
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
go outside and garden SCORE 46
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
le sigh… SCORE 42
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
Movie scene request SCORE 30
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36