Note to self SCORE 12
Thank you student loans! SCORE 3
When Everyone Roasts You SCORE 9
pizza is life SCORE 10
The Word ‘Merican’ SCORE -14
Math checks out. SCORE 10
That time the TMNT were on Oprah. Only the 90s SCORE 131
Gazelle jump in slow motion SCORE 15
When all your friends vape SCORE 4
They Did The Math SCORE 13
Needle in a haystack SCORE 175
I can’t be the only one SCORE 9
Not Leaving My Room… SCORE 12
It’s All About What You’re Made Of SCORE 6
What Did One Orphan Say To The Other? SCORE 4
Bananas SCORE 0
If my love life had a flavor. SCORE 12
The room numbers at this hotel are on the floor. SCORE 13
Checking WebMD For A Friendly Diagnosis SCORE 7
Waffles are considerate pancakes SCORE 12
Someone Help Me, I Just Can’t SCORE 6
Some Short Jokes To Brighten Your Day SCORE 13
Chronostasis SCORE 11
My morning pep talk SCORE 8
Shoo SCORE 126
Roar of Time SCORE 10
Life’s Too Short To Hold Grudges SCORE 13
Sore Mouth SCORE 8
Desensitization SCORE 143
Good Job Microsoft SCORE 172
Why I Never Know Who To Be Mad At SCORE 11
Any Road Trip…Or Big City SCORE 15