Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 49
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
Peak romance SCORE 32
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
My dying body: SCORE 17
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Dadscream. SCORE 26
Essential items only. SCORE 34
le sigh… SCORE 42
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
go outside and garden SCORE 46
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
Movie scene request SCORE 30
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30