with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
5, obviously SCORE 38
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
this is really cute SCORE 54
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
she’s the one SCORE 1
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
*just in case SCORE 27
self esteam issues SCORE 26
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
parental support SCORE 22
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24