I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Seal SCORE 28
Never forget. SCORE 159
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How seasons work. SCORE 158
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Burn! SCORE 216
Being sick. SCORE 140
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Burn! SCORE 249
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Genius. SCORE 145
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Probably… SCORE 185
Accurate. SCORE 112
