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the+bagel+must+have+been+stale
Let+the+children+eat%26%238230%3B
Let the children eat… SCORE 35
Dominos+should+get+our+municipal+tax+dollars%26%238230%3B
Dominos should get our municipal tax dollars… SCORE 34
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+beliebe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+such++thing+to+Pikachu%26%238230%3B
I can’t beliebe you’ve done such thing to Pikachu… SCORE 19
No+context+needed%2C+really.
No context needed, really. SCORE 16
Maths+done+quickly.
Maths done quickly. SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+an+immersive+experience.
It’s an immersive experience. SCORE 24
I%26%238217%3Bm+multipurpose%2C+really.
I’m multipurpose, really. SCORE 20
Cha+cha+real+smooth%2C+while+you+wait.
Cha cha real smooth, while you wait. SCORE 34
The+future+looks+neat%26%238230%3B+wait%26%238230%3B
The future looks neat… wait… SCORE 22
The+transformation+is+palpable.
The transformation is palpable. SCORE 25
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+Toy+Story+reboot%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this Toy Story reboot… SCORE 25
Lay+off+the+cupcakes%2C+Reginald.
Lay off the cupcakes, Reginald. SCORE 25
False+advertising%2C+really.
False advertising, really. SCORE 25
That+lion+king+snarl.
That lion king snarl. SCORE 28
Lady%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+trying+to+take+it+home.
Lady, I’m trying to take it home. SCORE 27
The+old+man+and+the+canoe.
The old man and the canoe. SCORE 38
GIVE+US+THE+CARROT%21
GIVE US THE CARROT! SCORE 21
Miss+me+with+that+Costco+pack.
Miss me with that Costco pack. SCORE 20
shhhh.+babe%2C+please.
shhhh. babe, please. SCORE 19
Dad+was+not+about+to+miss+out+on+that+deal%26%238230%3B
Dad was not about to miss out on that deal… SCORE 31
OK+but+watch+out+for+mama+bear%26%238230%3B
OK but watch out for mama bear… SCORE 20
Luck+o%26%238217%3B+the+Irish%2C+and+all+that+jazz.
Luck o’ the Irish, and all that jazz. SCORE 18
They+grow+up+so+fast
They grow up so fast SCORE 17
That%26%238217%3Bs+no+moon%21
That’s no moon! SCORE 23
When+the+landlord+says+no+doge+allowed%26%238230%3B
When the landlord says no doge allowed… SCORE 20
%5BMark%5Deting+done+well.
[Mark]eting done well. SCORE 20
Standard+issue+submarine+sandwich%2C+please.
Standard issue submarine sandwich, please. SCORE 24
Protect+your+patrons.
Protect your patrons. SCORE 50
Tonight%2C+we+feast%21
Tonight, we feast! SCORE 26
Robots+with+thumbs+are+problematic.
Robots with thumbs are problematic. SCORE 14
I+am+the+captain+now%26%238230%3B
I am the captain now… SCORE 21
He%26%238217%3Bs+home%21
He’s home! SCORE 19
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The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
The+Entrepreneurial+spirit.
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Be+gentle%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+time.
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Just+ask+her+to+grab+it+for+you%26%238230%3B
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
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