When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 257
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 345
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
