Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
A dogs life. SCORE 171
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Getting older. SCORE 142
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 212
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Logic. SCORE 188
Like a boss. SCORE 222
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
