Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Same thing… SCORE 21
2pactopus SCORE 113
The Twortle SCORE 142
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
The power of barking SCORE 18
Howling lessons SCORE 9
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402