Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
*gunshots* SCORE 22
You can do this. SCORE 47
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
This kid lives. SCORE 41
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
There’s always one… SCORE 29
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
The one true science SCORE 32
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
