i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
whoop there it is SCORE 23
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
bear with me SCORE 26
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
judges judily SCORE 20
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
