Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The Twortle SCORE 142
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
2pactopus SCORE 113
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Same thing… SCORE 21
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Accurate. SCORE 146
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
