Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
My life SCORE 113
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
Best headline ever. SCORE 119
My love life. SCORE 171
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Blood orange. SCORE 140
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
Words to live by SCORE 16
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
Curious cat in crisis. SCORE 182
I need this. SCORE 11
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Me too! SCORE 240
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
Cops nowadays SCORE 0
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 218
Stephen Colbert is so happy being Legolas. SCORE 163
Best. Day. Ever. SCORE 16