Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students. SCORE 32
Rise. SCORE 7
Soon! SCORE 121
OM NOM NOM SCORE 3
Boring college class bingo. SCORE 163
Heart gelatin mold. SCORE 5
Wookie Monster SCORE 7
Dancing lessons for kitty. SCORE 151
She’s Real To ME… SCORE 6
Whenever I see people using hashtags on Facebook. SCORE 227
I’m a boat. SCORE 240
Presidential hair. SCORE 114
How to troll someone’s computer. SCORE 225
Someone out there cares. SCORE 108
Please do me a favor. SCORE 310
And then sell the toast on Ebay to some unsuspecting idiot for $3000 SCORE 6
How I wish my pizza was delivered. SCORE 133
always answer the first time SCORE 12
Raise your hands SCORE 222
Adele 1, Taylor Swift 0 SCORE 216
So much cocaine SCORE 5
How not to wash your clothes. SCORE 179
Biology. SCORE 186
How Breaking Bad ends… SCORE 235
Have a pizza my heart. SCORE 65
Why Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are still together SCORE 1
Grumpy cat Valentine cookie gift box set SCORE 107
I can’t get out of bed. SCORE 305
Brie, strawberry and dark chocolate grilled cheese. SCORE 133
The Real Story… SCORE 10
Dis my banana SCORE 7
Mothers. SCORE 287