When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Ooops? SCORE 118
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Not even once SCORE 58
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
RIP SCORE 63
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
When I die… SCORE 130
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
This is adorable SCORE 135
Star Vars SCORE 56