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i+wonder+why
SCORE 39
Instructions+unclear%26%238230%3B+your+gran+slapped+me.
Instructions unclear… your gran slapped me. SCORE 22
I+keep+it+in+my+back+pocket.
I keep it in my back pocket. SCORE 35
Delivering+a+dinosaur+to+the+Boston+Museum+of+Science%2C+circa+1985.
Delivering a dinosaur to the Boston Museum of Science, circa 1985. SCORE 26
GOT+%26%238216%3BEM
GOT ‘EM SCORE 21
The+chicken+is+suspected+of+war+crimes%26%238230%3B
The chicken is suspected of war crimes… SCORE 27
Life+comes+at+you+fast
Life comes at you fast SCORE 29
Wombats+poop+naturally+comes+in+cubes%2C+BTW.
Wombats poop naturally comes in cubes, BTW. SCORE 15
People+are+people%2C+too.
People are people, too. SCORE 29
Survival+tape+measure.
Survival tape measure. SCORE 20
This+is+the+way.
This is the way. SCORE 33
Be+dynamic.
Be dynamic. SCORE 31
Time+is+relative.
Time is relative. SCORE 27
Biden+confirmed%26%238230%3B
Biden confirmed… SCORE 15
Grab+them+by+their+selective+memory%21
Grab them by their selective memory! SCORE 24
Watch+me+zooooom%21+%28please%29
Watch me zooooom! (please) SCORE 25
The+Amish+will+save+us%26%238230%3B
The Amish will save us… SCORE 13
Down%2C+not+out
Down, not out SCORE 27
Got+a+bit+of+a+nip+to+it%26%238230%3B
Got a bit of a nip to it… SCORE 19
When+robots+take+over+the+world%26%238230%3B
When robots take over the world… SCORE 27
snouts+out+for+fresh+air.
snouts out for fresh air. SCORE 34
%26%238230%3Bnyumm
…nyumm SCORE 29
Grindelwald%2C+Switzerland
Grindelwald, Switzerland SCORE 29
Tell+me+more%21+Tell+me+more%21
Tell me more! Tell me more! SCORE 31
AAAAHHHHHH
AAAAHHHHHH SCORE 25
What+am+I+missing%2C+babe%3F+%26%238230%3BBabe%3F
What am I missing, babe? …Babe? SCORE 17
Maybe+just+a+lil+bit+of+violence%26%238230%3B
Maybe just a lil bit of violence… SCORE 25
I%26%238217%3BM+A+PRETTY+PRINCESS
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS SCORE 32
Check+mate.
Check mate. SCORE 20
Why+you+heff+to+be+mean%3F
Why you heff to be mean? SCORE 42
%2Asmol+horse+noises%2A
*smol horse noises* SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it.
It’s got a different vibe to it. SCORE 24
Excuse+me+while+I+depart+to+my+special+place%26%238230%3B
Excuse me while I depart to my special place… SCORE 29
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