What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
Spare Hair SCORE 56
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
Self control SCORE 100
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
Stress SCORE 147
Such Christianity SCORE 195
How weather works SCORE 68
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 99
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
No contest SCORE 123
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
Global Warming SCORE 183
Packed party. SCORE 116
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
The next Pope SCORE 143
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
