consider this fact SCORE 20
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
a true classic SCORE -9
where do i even start SCORE 22
*x-files theme plays* SCORE 22
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
starting at $600 SCORE 13
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
a+ sign SCORE 33
a severe whalement SCORE 5
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
where do i apply SCORE 12
name that book SCORE 30
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
main character energy SCORE 40
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
that’s nuts SCORE -2
getting good work done SCORE 23
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
well that’s just rude SCORE 19
