Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Never forget. SCORE 29
🤔 SCORE 19
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
To the rescue? SCORE 23
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Le sigh… SCORE 26
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Be petty SCORE 35
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14