What sound would it make? SCORE 31
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
The one true science SCORE 32
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
