I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Busted! SCORE 31
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Real American hero SCORE 41
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
15, max. SCORE 52
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
80 hours these days SCORE -19
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
