Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
easy money SCORE 29
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Awkward SCORE 69
What about Linux? SCORE 45
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Same… SCORE 53
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Jinkies! SCORE 63
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Good boi summer SCORE 75
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 34
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Plot twist! SCORE 42
