me talking to my boss SCORE 25
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
this is quite the life SCORE 12
playing hard to get SCORE 18
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 4
FYI: SCORE 22
en garde SCORE 22
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 21
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 17
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
so this is where they go when it rains men SCORE 11
i relly trid SCORE 32
oops hehe SCORE 8
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 19
you’re hired SCORE 22
just one day… SCORE 23
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15