Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
+ cry. SCORE 119
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The life of a book. SCORE 74
I GUESS SCORE 46
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Are you even real? SCORE 113
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Mama no. SCORE 52
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
