putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
boom SCORE 12
therapy burn SCORE 29
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
til death do us part SCORE 23
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
fancy af SCORE 10
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
enter my what now? SCORE 27
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one is never an option SCORE 11
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
not a high success rate SCORE 25
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
