Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Not today. SCORE 205
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 187
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
English is weird. SCORE 95
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
How weather works SCORE 68
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Twist! SCORE 139
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Miscommunication SCORE 87
Self control SCORE 100
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Global Warming SCORE 183
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Spare Hair SCORE 56
