Bobody said it would be this hard… SCORE 41
These bottle caps have coordinates to camping and fishing locations SCORE 55
Yes they do offer other services… SCORE 128
Wait just a friggan minute… SCORE 48
sounds like a 401k to me… SCORE 64
These desks have the ability to amplify farts to 110db SCORE 48
There are other options out there… SCORE 57
Never trust asparagus. SCORE 76
Feeling toasted SCORE 42
Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 117
I get to live in a house with a wife… SCORE 90
Welp, see ya later… SCORE 68
Look at these photographs… SCORE 44
The Pokemons sold at the official store SCORE 68
Mother may I? SCORE 95
The power of networking. SCORE 82
Siri thinks too highly of you. SCORE 80
There is no hope for you. SCORE 62
Sea Demons from the deep SCORE 74
I’d listen to it. SCORE 55
Where are my children SCORE 105
It’s good words. SCORE 97
Wuv. Tru wuv. SCORE 86
Grandad Ozzy being silly. SCORE 64
I’m going to have to bill extra for this… SCORE 39
You weren’t supposed to be here. SCORE 63
I would watch the live action movie… SCORE 66
This is not the fortune you are looking for… SCORE 47
There is no god. SCORE 33
A book ravaged by termites SCORE 56
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 64
Hot single crusaders in your area. SCORE 49