my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
space facts on your back SCORE 37
muggle born SCORE 14
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
no SCORE 23
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
the council has convened. SCORE 15
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
texagons SCORE 23
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
help, i woke up SCORE 32
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
a true work of art SCORE 13
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
