Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Are they twins? SCORE 590
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
Buffering. SCORE 814
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
4/21. SCORE 617
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Do want. SCORE 1043
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
