
the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53

but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31

you learn something new everyday SCORE 46

wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38

I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32

dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19

im buying a shirt SCORE 41

maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50

they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37

5 days a week SCORE 45

googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45

is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31

i know the feeling well SCORE 31

she meant it, too SCORE 43

watermelon armor dog SCORE 24

give this professor a raise SCORE 73

anchors away! SCORE 23

Lana approves SCORE 76

pebble and roll SCORE 65

he made his choice SCORE 43

i hope so! SCORE 22

too late SCORE 38

she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35

american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10

this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49

he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32

freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36

teens with attitude SCORE 27

the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70

you’re never allowed to stop SCORE 54

fond memories SCORE 44

i am this dog SCORE 20