back to bed! SCORE 19
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
excuse me SCORE 19
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
clever SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36
i was born this way SCORE 18
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
who’s in? SCORE 34
definitely a dog SCORE 46
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
call the fire department SCORE 4
i always spill SCORE 17
i have layers SCORE 33
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
english burn SCORE 27
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28
bordering on 3 SCORE 28
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
hi friend! SCORE 31
this is why i drink SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
an impossible task SCORE 20
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
