I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Let it happen. SCORE 34
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Absolute class. SCORE 25
🤔 SCORE 20
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Corona bad. SCORE 28
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Be petty SCORE 35
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
