Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Define normal SCORE 169
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Gardeners. SCORE 225
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 139
Fall. SCORE 122
Bullying SCORE 7
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
Pugception. SCORE 133
