You said you’d never forget! SCORE 199
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Looks like. SCORE 73
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
How marriage works. SCORE 65
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
a song about quarks! feat. Hank from side show by vlog SCORE 10
I wish I were so lucky. SCORE 280
All the Navies! SCORE 172
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 167
No homework in Finland. SCORE 621
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Good guy Disney? SCORE 154
Dear God. SCORE 141
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
How people see me. SCORE 233
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
The universe is weird SCORE 9
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How college makes me feel. SCORE 163
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
Accurate. SCORE 257
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
College life. SCORE 158
Should you forward that email? SCORE 126
Please be troll. SCORE 230
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
