get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
Plants SCORE 43
Literally a duck SCORE 9
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
scary everything SCORE 33
That’s a fact SCORE 24
Point proved SCORE 32
Her* SCORE 37
noobs SCORE 26
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
I really hope that’s a typo SCORE 29
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
Dad is on his way! SCORE 33
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Plothole found SCORE 76
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
Don’t try again SCORE 41
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
Ant acid SCORE 29
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Branded by America SCORE 46