both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
food art SCORE 52
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
as you should feel SCORE 41
my daily workout SCORE 24
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
literally any fact SCORE 52
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
he loved his work SCORE 31
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
neow SCORE 31
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
hot take! SCORE 59
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
