Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
This is my song! SCORE 90
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Thriller. SCORE 137
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
What torture. SCORE 190
clap your Hans SCORE 14
quiet fives SCORE -3
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
No officer… SCORE 146
Doing dips. SCORE 132
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
government logic SCORE 11
Water is wet SCORE 26
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Agent T SCORE 260
