take all my money SCORE 17
false advertising SCORE 9
how to pet a dog SCORE 16
myself, obviously SCORE 32
choose your own speed SCORE 21
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
delicates SCORE 3
earth sandwich SCORE 36
drunk humming bird SCORE 34
this needs to be in a fast and furious movie SCORE 6
bologna! SCORE 18
they would breed SCORE 25
the movie makes itself SCORE 16
ankle tattoos SCORE 27
the worst character SCORE 24
drunk drama SCORE 9
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
i’ll be back SCORE 9
satisfaction SCORE 4
not yet SCORE 19
what’s the location? SCORE 30
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
404 error SCORE 8
all the yes SCORE 16
i have cats SCORE 9
am i a pig? SCORE 12
it was just a nap SCORE 20
tall cat vs pile of cat SCORE 18
i ran out of options SCORE 11
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
whoops SCORE 6
the real reason to own a phone book SCORE 23
