But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
The system works SCORE 52
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Fatality SCORE 40
Sports! SCORE 43
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
What murder? SCORE 45
80 hours these days SCORE -18
And cheese SCORE 27
Proceed SCORE 30
