I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Accurate. SCORE 146
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Same thing… SCORE 21
2pactopus SCORE 113
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The Twortle SCORE 142
Burn!!! SCORE 1
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The power of barking SCORE 18
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
