He touched the butt! SCORE 549
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Oh. SCORE 1232
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1417
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1246
New sitcom. SCORE 911
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
White people problems. SCORE 237
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Like a… SCORE 601
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
