How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
Trollololo. SCORE 169
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
Every time. SCORE 148
Goldfish. SCORE 131
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
My magic watch. SCORE 249
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Mom logic. SCORE 190
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14
Does not compute. SCORE 109
Probable. SCORE 363
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 114
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 11
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
