This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
easy money SCORE 29
Problem solved SCORE 34
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Plot twist! SCORE 42
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Jinkies! SCORE 63
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Happy little trees SCORE 50
What about Linux? SCORE 45
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Same… SCORE 53
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Awkward SCORE 69
